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pervonahДата: Вторник, 05.04.2011, 13:00 | Сообщение # 1
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Когда бухой и агрессивный контроллер электрички возвращается домой, его семья перебегает из комнаты в комнату.

-ты спишь по 2-3 часа в день...как ты умудряешься высыпаться?
-куда?
-а, понятно.

— А в вашей семье есть доверчивый человек?
— Да, есть, мой муж. На все праздники он регулярно дарит мне золотые украшения, но на поверку оказывается, что его обманули и подсунули подделку из медяшки.
— Да, доверчивый человек в вашей семье действительно есть.

— Современные мужчины не плачут!
— Почему?
— Боятся, что тушь потечет!

— Ты хотел бы стать поэтом с большой буквы?
— Нет. Лучше олигархом с маленькой.

Диалог исполнительного директора с девочкой из отдела по персоналу:
Дев: (задумчиво) У меня было что-то в голове...
Дир: Мозг???
Дев: Неее! Что-то важное...
 
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